Actually, I'm going to be doing this one solo. Some cool song lyrics maybe, a new invention, a simple trick to solving a difficult math problem, or something simple as, hey, I bet it'd taste good if I put some crunched up bacon in that waffle batter. You're a grown ass nigga still in school. But I'm afraid you'll have to prove your innocence by taking a test administered by yours truly. Mac: Trying to get my boy hooked up with some of that good-good.
We will only be a second, bitches. Hey, don't worry about it, baby, I got a medical condition. Huck Teairra Mari , who wears a low-cut, cleavage-baring cocktail dress to class and will only date Mac if he finishes school. Banding and aliasing are also visible during numerous scenes. So, which one of y'all I get to fuck in the ass first? Ask not what high school can do for you, but what you can do- It's the best of times, it's the worst of times. He is forced to shave his beard, change his identity and hide out in a local school as Chuck Duck, high school sophomore. I really don't see why they bothered to film a scripted movie when they could have just pointed a camera at these guys during a normal day.
Come on, fellas, tighten up, man. Well actually, this is something a friend of mine taught me. Oh my God, these aren't real, are they? Overage high school student Mac is the local dealer and perpetual senior for the last 15 years. Regardless, the soundtrack has finally arrived, and although the accompanying movie is usually released at the same time, the scheduling ends up being for the best. He just smoke all day, it's a mind game Like Kareem, I seem to keep migraines Richie Valenz and bitch, I'm Frankie Lymon I'm so lifted, like a parachuter My grass, stay off, day off, Ferris Bueller Slip away, dip away, almost had to throw a whole zip away But fuck that, this the Taylor Gang, what you want, dawg, shit I'm on everything You dig? By the way, I'd love to welcome you with my staff. Flippin' switches, flippin switches, flippin' switches. Press pause and I'm whoopin' your ass.
Hey, how's the speech coming, Devin? Light shimmering may be seen on a few school lockers, but there are otherwise no major eyesores to report. And they finish it off. Matter of fact, it's actually in the wrong hands right now. You're my little white bitch! Unfortunately, no amount of marijuana or any substance, for that matter could make this film good. Girl Jennifer Andrade : What am I supposed to do in the meantime? Let me show you how we do it on the Discovery Channel. You're not smart enough to be in this class. It sounds like they're talking about sex.
Well, I guess she was good for something. Snoop Dogg: Bikinis, zucchinis, martinis, no weenies. Nice to meet you, Mr. A toast to expanding minds. Yo, D-Street, what you got in the box, nigga? Uh, do you mind giving us a few minutes? They just don't go harder than us. A cartoon character called Slow Burn, shaped like a rolled marijuana cigarette, is the narrator.
Is this man holding you against your will? It just won't work if you can't watch this shit without no weed. Typical women, only concerning with intelligence. And everyone in the room could swear, for a brief moment, they actually saw Mac's soul leave his body. I just did it, so. Yeah, I might not have been cool before, but at least I had a future. Hale High and has somehow never met Mac Snoop Dogg , resident 15-year senior and prolific weed dealer.
Assistant Principal Skinfloot as Derek D. Hale High School, while Devin Wiz Khalifa is a soon-to-be valedictorian destined for an Ivy League school upon graduation. He soon realizes that the only way he'll truly have a chance with her is if he finally graduates high school. Now take the top off. And next up to present their final project are Devin and Mac.
That's some motherfuckin' planet, look at- Did you see that? Now if you want less of a body high, Captain Kush recommends one of the sativa strains, like Green Crack, Skunk, Train Wreck. Anyway, Mac goes through the process of corrupting young, innocent Devin. Since this movie is set in high school, here's a quick math lesson. It's the times that try men's soul. Music enjoys good, rich clarity and the tunes are supported by a quality low end. Sorry for giving that away.
We smoke the best you can buy I need that homework done in Calculus tonight, you feel me? My number one love in life, after the trimming of beautiful bonsai trees, is the art of mathematics. But no pressure though, babe. We don't care who see. Is a fifteenth-year senior really a role model? You gotta let that feeling feel good. No, the comedy was she did that, now we're good, and you got it, and you're tryin' to make her do it all over again.
Mac: Skinny dick, you want a hit? Whenever it cuts to another one of his inane diatribes suddenly the dialogue has been cranked up passed acceptable levels and it's gone completely in the other direction. Light that end right there. Look at this thing here. Oh Pippen, you sure got long nails. Shoot it up a little bit more. Thank God you're only paralyzed from the knees down! What you mean you no pay for the pussy? That was my first time. It's no surprise that Mac and Devin Go to High School opens with a warning that full enjoyment of the film can only be achieved in a state of smoke-hazed diminished capacity.